Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A word of warning, theres been an increase of those american 'grey' squirrels coming over and stealing nuts

So watch yer nuts!A word of warning, theres been an increase of those american 'grey' squirrels coming over and stealing nuts
I can believe it! I just took the dog out and counted about 10 of them in the yard...all of them busy scavenging for nuts on the ground.





My dog volunteered to protect our country from these rodents (as he likes to nearly break my arm trying to pull the leash and attack them.) :)A word of warning, theres been an increase of those american 'grey' squirrels coming over and stealing nuts
Well are the black Canadian squirrels going to fight back? Squirrel wars!
I hope they take away all those religious screw balls first.
You must be a UK red squirrel, fighting to preserve your territory. Here in the USA we have a similar red squirrel, also battling against encroaching grays. In our backyard, we hand feed the reds, who eagerly approach us hoping for a treat. The grays are a destructive nuisance which we avoid feeding. By the way, thanks so much for the black rats, sent over with Hessian mercenaries while we were busy rebelling against that tyrant, George III.
I suggest you wear spandex biking shorts to foil the squirrels. Works every time! A cod piece would do it too. Or you could rub then with habanero peppers (the nuts not the squirrels).
Talk about nuts, will they steal Bush?
Squirrels always seem to have nuts in their mouth! Have you ever noticed this?

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